Think you're cleverer than a carp?

They’ve already clocked your line, judged your rig, sniffed your bait, felt the gravel, checked the light level, remembered last week… and decided nope.

This tee is a tongue-in-cheek reality check for anglers who’ve learned the hard way: carp are operating on a completely different level. Featuring a detailed carp illustration surrounded by everything it’s silently assessing while you’re still convincing yourself “it’ll go any minute”.

Perfect for:

• Carp anglers with a sense of humour

• Anyone who’s blanked despite doing everything right

• Winding up mates who think it’s “just chuck it out”

Why you’ll love it

• Funny, painfully accurate design

• Instant recognition from proper anglers

• Guaranteed bankside laughs (and sympathy)

Carp know everything.
You haven’t got a chance. 🎣😏